I had an interview for the job promotion a few weeks ago and I didn\’t get it. That\’s okay. I understand you have to give it to the most qualified person, but I\’ve been here a long time and I was really disappointed I didn\’t get it. I\’ve heard that you can create a job for someone who is deserving of a promotion, and that\’s what I want to talk to you about. I thought I could prove to you how much I really, really wanted a promotion. I don\’t want you thinking I\’m promiscuous, but… I want you to know that I\’ll do absolutely anything to get a promotion… including letting you put me in handcuffs until you think I\’m deserving of the promotion.