Kiss Me

You\’re coming on a little journey with me throughout the house. My hay fever is really bad today. Excuse me! I was in the garden yesterday, pressure washing the patio. In fact I\’ll show you after I put on a dressing gown. I\’m not really dressed for going outside. Okay… one sec… there! Oh, damn! It\’s been raining! Look down there. That\’s where I pressure washed. It actually looked better before I did it. Well, never… fucking… mind. Let\’s go back inside. Would you like me to kiss you? mmm! Do you know? I\’m hungry. Wonder what I\’ve got. Oh, I could make some pasta! Yes. Okay, I\’ll get that started and then we can go into the living room and chat. And kiss.